*****Saganaki
*****Jibarito
*****Pizza Puffs
*****The Francheezie
*****Gyros
*****The Mother-in-Law
Recently at Chicago Ridge Mall of all places, I had gyro-cheeseburger. It’s your standard charbroiled cheeseburger topped with freshly sliced gyros & tzatziki sauce. Health-wise I’m not sure if it gets worse than a gyro-cheeseburger. Once I ate a gyro-cheeseburger and my poop came to life and swam around in the toilet like a majestic sea-monkey. It was amazing! Now I know what it feels like to have a life growing inside of me.
